Strategy Clinic

By: The Fantasy Physician Weeks 5 Big Question – How do I factor player exhaustion/rotation from CCC in my Week 5 player choices Last week we examined lists of top Kickbase players from 2025 and the nascent 2026 season.  I handed out some warnings that quite a few of those players – often found on the best teams – had …

By: The Fantasy Physician Week 3 Big Question – How Do I Know Which Players Will Actually Play? If you put a player on your squad in the new Kickbase MLS Fantasy game and he does not play, you get zero points.  Ignoring that bigger disasters in the game (negative scores are not infrequent in Kickbase) or in life can …

By: The Fantasy Physician Week 2 Big Questions – How Do I Pick Goalkeepers in Kickbase MLS Fantasy? Information Overload. Are you there with me?  It’s enough to wrap one’s head around a nascent MLS season as the whole footballing world careens towards the World Cup, but MLS fantasy sickos are also figuring out at least one (if not four) …

By: The Fantasy Physician Round 1 Big Questions – How Do I Navigate the MLS Fantasy Landscape After the Earthquake that Struck in 2026? Fantasy Strategy Clinic is back in 2026!  Now do you hear that Aladdin music playing in the background?  Well, on February 9 – twelve short days before the MLS’s season kickoff – we learned that everything …

By: The Fantasy Physician Round 31 Big Questions Where are the Goals? What are MLS Teams’ Goals? What are your Goals? The last leg of this marathon season is like no other you have seen.  What mentality – to use a word pro soccer players love – will you bring to FMLS as we make the final push?  Well, when …

By: The Fantasy Therapist Welcome back, are you ready for yet another mini DGW? Hopefully, you haven’t burned out through this long and crazier-than-usual season and are ready for the last push through the final two gameweeks. By the time I wrote this, Miami and Chicago have already played the first game of the week (on a Tuesday!), so you …

By: The Fantasy Physician Round 29 Big Question – What problems may arise from a plan to take players in the last game of the week? Are you one of those people who likes the end-slices on a loaf of bread or are you more likely to feed those to the birds?  The ends of things are different, and that’s …

What is the Threeperoo and how can you use it to your advantage for DGW Round 28? Our very own Fantasy Physician is On-Call to help you understand this new advanced tactic.   Good luck, check back for more tips next week, and don’t forget to have fun! The “Fantasy Physician” is Ron Birnbaum, @Half Century City on Discord

By: The Fantasy Therapist Welcome back. I hope your weird two-week DGW went well. Chalky attackers all performed surprisingly well, especially if you stacked some players as recommended by the Fantasy Physician last week. I chose to leave a few SGW slots available and then made some poor choices in filling those slots thanks to a little last-minute tinkering. I …

By: The Fantasy Physician Round 27 Big Questions – When and Why Should You Take Two or Three Players from a Single MLS Team? After last week’s gut health tune-up by the Fantasy Gastroenterologist, you may be ready to gorge yourself or you may be leerier than ever of dyspepsia from overindulgence.  Welcome to game week 27! Each week you …